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26 August 2017
14:00
  • Full Price: £13.00
Royal Court Liverpool
26 August 2017
20:00
  • Full Price: £13.00
  • Rear Circle Love Seats x 2: £26.00
Royal Court Liverpool
29 August 2017
20:00
  • Full Price: £13.00
  • Rear Circle Love Seats x 2: £26.00
Royal Court Liverpool
30 August 2017
20:00
  • Full Price: £13.00
  • Rear Circle Love Seats x 2: £26.00
Royal Court Liverpool
31 August 2017
20:00
  • Full Price: £16.00
  • Rear Circle Love Seats x 2: £32.00
Royal Court Liverpool
SEE MORE DATES

"One of the funniest things I’ve seen on stage in a long time" FOUR STARS Liverpool Echo

"Brilliant, barmy and totally bonkers!" FIVE STARS The Lowdown Magazine

Reporters and celebrities are waiting outside the brand new Royal Liverpool University Hospital on the day that it is set to open its doors. The wards are ready, the machines are plugged in and all of the patients have been moved across. Well, nearly all of them...

As the first wrecking ball is set to swing into the old building Ward 8X are the last ones to clear out. The only staff left are highly trained medical professionals like top tea lady Teresa, Casualty obsessed nurse Flo and Maureen, a psychotic mortuary assistant who is rapidly running out of patients. All they need to do is get out before the Royal turns to rubble!

"Anarchic, wonderfully wacky and highly infectious" FIVE STARS Wirral Globe

"Perhaps you won’t ever see a better Royal Court comedy" 9/10 The Guide Liverpool

Don’t miss the Royal’s last stand! They are not going quietly!

Age advisory 16+ strong language throughout. Some nudity.

Running time approx 2 hours including interval.

"A genuinely side-splitting comedy" FOUR STARS Purple Revolver

"A rip-roaring comedy that never fails to find the belly laughs" FOUR STARS Reviews Hub

Written by Lindzi Germain and Angela Simms. Additional Material by Cal McCrystal.
Directed by Cal McCrystal. Designed by Mark Walters. Lighting Design by Ian Scott.
Starring Lynn Francis, Lindzi Germain and Angela Simms.

Set by Sightlines Costume by Northwest Costumes

Audio Described Performance on 6 September, BSL Performance on 13 September. Please call Box Office to book or email lauren@royalcourtliverpool.com

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Performance Information

Stalls tickets are available with a meal (served at your table before the show) for an extra £12. Click here to see our menu. If you are eating with us please arrive at least an hour before the performance.

Tickets are available for the show alone in stalls, circle and balcony.

Circle and balcony will open at 7.15pm. There are bars in both areas for pre-show and interval drinks. Stalls will be open from 6:15pm.  

If you are bringing a large group, every tenth ticket is free. This ticket will be automatically added to your basket on purchase. Meals, booking fees and building levy must still be paid on your free ticket.

Please note – the bar will close 15 minutes before the advertised start time.

£1 from every ticket bought will be donated to The Royal Court Liverpool Trust.  For more details go to www.royalcourttrust.org